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So the new manager of my coffee shop has been making changes rapidly since he showed up less than a year ago to replace the lovely and inimitable Andrea, who moved on to work against sex trafficking.
After Jake, Shelly, Jana, Sam and Emily and hundreds more barristas served their time in the coffee trenches. Unlike Haitian presidents, however, they usually leave public service alive. And a free sample bag of stale coffee.” “Again, I have several of those tee shirts. And, under the belly line, printed upside down, is this bold statement: ‘You need to Growaset’.” “No, sir. I’ll wear it this Thursday.” Ong, “How about that hug?27, 2016, and extended a non-roster invitation to big league camp in spring training. Beckett was acquired in a blockbuster nine-player trade with Boston on August 25, 2012. I don't have Coulombe's salary for 2015, but I estimate it at $510,000 Coulombe was recalled on May 4, and optioned back to Triple-A two days later.*** The right-hander signed a one-year deal with a club option for 2016 on Feb. 2015: $2.75 million2016: $3 million club option The 2016 option carries a buyout of $250,000 if Beachy pitches at least 10 innings in 2015. Beckett signed a four-year, $68 million extension with Boston in 2010 that takes him through the 2014 season. He was then recalled on May 14 when Kenley Jansen was placed on the DL; since it was within 10 days, the earlier option doesn't count.The Dodgers declined Billingsley's 2015 option on Oct. 2011: He signed a one-year deal on January 18, 2011 for $6.275 million, avoiding arbitration. 2013: Butera made $700,000 in 2013, and the Dodgers acquired him with 60 days left in the season. $4,000,000 x 62/183 = $1,355,191 Toronto is paying $1.15 million to offset part of his salary, leaving $205,191 for the Dodgers. 2014: $5.5 million With 50 days left in the season at the time of the trade, the Dodgers are responsible for just over $1.5 million for the remainder of the season for Correia.$5.5 million x 50/183 = $1,502,732 Cotton was added to the 40-man roster on Nov. 23, with 41 days remaining in the regular season.$535,000 x 41/183 = $119,863 Dayton was acquired from the Marlins for Chris Reed on July 15, 2015.2010: He signed a one-year deal on January 15, 2010 for $3.85 million, avoiding arbitration The right-hander was signed to a one-year deal on Jan. 2016: $4 million Blanton can also earn up to $1 million in performance bonuses in 2016: $250,000 for 50 innings (earned on July 22)$250,000 for 60 innings (earned on Aug. 3) 2016: $515,000 Bolsinger opened the 2016 season on the disabled list, but was optioned to Triple-A on May 19, after 46 days of the regular season. $700,000 x 60/183 = $229,508 The Dodgers acquired Callaspo in a six-player trade with the Braves on May 27, 2015. Capuano signed a two-year deal on December 2, 2011 worth a guaranteed $10 million, which includes a mutual option for 2014. 2016: $507,500 The Dodgers purchased Dayton's contract from Triple-A on July 21, 2016, then optioned him to Triple-A on July 23, earning 2 days of service time. 1$400,000 for 185 IP$400,000 for 190 IP$400,000 for 195 IP$400,000 for 200 IP The Dodgers declined Arroyo's 2016 option on Nov. *** 2015: $9.5 million 2016: $13 million club option ($4.5 million buyout) Arroyo was acquired from the Braves in a three-team, 13-player deal on July 30, 2015, with 67 days left in the regular season. The Braves agreed to pay the Dodgers $7.45 million on Dec. The Cuban infielder signed a five-year, $25 million contract on Feb. $7.5 million signing bonus 2014: $1.5 million 2015: $3 million 2016: $4 million 2017: $4 million 2018: $5 million *** Arruebarrena was suspended by the club on May 4, 2016 for the remainder of the season, meaning he will lose 152 days of salary.$4,000,000 x 31/183 = $677,596 *** Arruebarrena was designated for assignment on Dec. He cleared waivers and was sent outright to Triple-A Oklahoma City on Jan. The Dodgers suspended Arruebarrena on May 21, 2015 for the remainder of the 2015 season for repeated violations of his contract. Avilan was recalled on May 23, then optioned back to Triple-A on May 26, earning three more days of service time. He cleared waivers and accepted an assignment to Triple-A, so he'll still be paid.
Avilan signed a one-year deal, avoiding salary arbitration on Jan. 2017: $1.5 million *** The left-hander agreed to a one-year deal, avoiding salary arbitration on Jan. 2016: $1.39 million Avilan was recalled from Triple-A on April 21, then optioned back to Oklahoma City on April 25, earning four days of service time. Avilan was called up for 1 day as the 26th man on Aug. Baker was called up to the Dodgers on April 26, and designated for assignment on May 3.
Nokay approached me with the deal of the year as I waited for Ong to bring me a cup of delicious Tuscan Tortellini soup. I’ve talked with a lot of generals and the border patrol and they all agree with me.” Turning back to Nokay, “My price point is $50. and here we are arguing over a lousy fifteen bucks.
, ‘Always negotiate from strength’.” “Um, the terms are simple: for $75 you can join and then drink all the coffee you want for a year at only $1.00 per cup.
Every day brings another change into the monkey cage of Coffee Nation. ” “I want Bob Dylan facing right on the top shelf with lightning bolts blazing out from his face.” “Done.
There is the soda case, the new table arrangements, menu changes, oaky decor overhaul, and more. On the wall behind the bulging soda/salad/parfait case Nokay had erected an exclusive coffee club cubby station rack of time shares for elite, by invitation only members. Grace, get on that.” “I want an upstream payment of $1.00 from each of the previous suckers who bought into this square ponzi scheme whose cups are ranked below mine.” “Not done. I’m selling you an opportunity to save hundreds of dollars in your coffee budget.” “Your ‘savings’ require me to spend money, Nokay.
You get your own black and blue mug and a name tag.” At this point his other bean lackey Grace offered to type up the paperwork and print the neat label on the cubby of my choice.